theclearlydope:

And with that … the world has a new “WORST WAY TO DIE.”

museumofusefulthings:

Wooden Bulb designed by Barend Hemmes.  Saw this here. 

theclearlydope:

I like to buy these on “Manager’s Special” at the grocery and then take out one sad slice and put the rest of the cake in my company’s office kitchen.

theloveoffinnick:

Peeta?” I whisper. “Where are you?” There’s no answer. Could I just have imagined it? No, I’m certain it was real and very close at hand, too. “Peeta?” I creep along the bank.

“Well, don’t step on me.”

theclearlydope:

How many times does this have to happen before a sign is made? Was it three? Eight?

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theclearlydope:

I ONLY hire puppy magicians now. I sometimes hire serious magicians to come to my house on a random Wednesday and ask them to make those dirty dishes disappear. Magically make this laundry clean.

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riningear:

bravelittleaigis:

starryeyed-surprise:

novicefae:

OHGODSRYANLOOKATTHISRIGHTNOW.

Tell me I wasn’t alone in just singing this out loud.

kfaosdjfkSDMgDSb OH GOD

I will never not reblog this okay

GREATEST GIF EVER 

HANDS-DOWN

keepcalmandloveswift:

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theclearlydope:

Just a small sample of what you’ll see at The Clearly Dope: One Year Party that’s going down this Saturday night.